My favourite part is when she tells the little girl to eat her toy. That's confusing and hilarious.
I thought you might also dig this episode of classic radio series The Black Museum. Hosted by Orson Welles, it's kind of a proto Night Gallery about the Scotland Yard museum of crime. Every week, Orson picks out a sinister object on display and tells us it's blood-soaked history.
This episode is from 1952 and is called "The Brass Button":